Monster Spray Part I

from Thumb Wrestling Champions by The Green Orbs

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Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Is there mysterious fur clogging up your vacuum and your toilets? Have all your mashed potatoes gone missing? Well, worry no more!

From the makers of “Nancy’s No More Nightmare Noodles” comes “Dr. Melvin’s Marvelous Monster Spray”! Two sprays a day, in each affected room, will keep those mischievous monsters at bay!! No more checking under your bed! No more checking in your closet! No more DOUBLE checking under your bed! And if you order right now, you’ll get 2 bottles of Monster Spray for more than the price of one. What are you waiting for...call now!

Monster spray, monster spray
Helps you keep those creatures away
Spray it once, spray it twice
Buy it and be monster free today!!

(Spoken fast): May attract certain monsters. Safe to use around all pets except dogs, cats, and guinea pigs. Not for use on zombies, werewolves, pirates, or little brothers. Prolonged exposure may cause excessive hair growth, especially when combined with peanut butter. In the unlikely event that Monster Spray does not help your monster infestation, you should probably move.

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from Thumb Wrestling Champions, released September 7, 2018

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The Green Orbs celebrate silly situations through song in the hopes that kids of all ages will laugh and sing along.

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