Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
Welcome to the Thumb Wrestling Championship!

Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 1! A ninja versus a wizard
The ninja’s thumb was blurry cause it moves so fast!
But then the wizard summoned a blizzard
The ninja’s thumb froze and the wizard was the winner at last

Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 2! A teddy Bear versus a pirate
The pirate had one eye and a thumb made of wood
But Teddy was relaxed and ready
It took one plush push and the wooden thumb was splintered for good

They’re pushin’ their digits to the limits
Pushin’ their digits to the limits
It’s the game for kings and queens
The greatest game there’s ever been
Even if your thumbs are sore.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!

Round 3! A mummy vs. a pickle
The mummy thought he had it cause pickles can’t move
But the mummy’s thumb was dry and crumby
His thumb turned to dust and the pickle’s ranking improved

Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 4! A space slug vs. a sous chef
The slug’s thumb was covered with a bunch of green slime
But the sous chef didn’t feel stress
She dipped her thumb in salt, and the slug’s thumb was down in no time

Pushin their digits to the limits
Pushin their digits to the limits
It’s the game for kings and queens
The greatest game there’s ever been
Even if your thumbs are sore.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!

Final Round! A Sasquatch vs. Abe Lincoln
Abe had no chance against a thumb so vast
But Lincoln’s always thinkin’
He started to speak of great events from the past
Lincoln gave a speech
And Sasquatch fell asleep

He’s pushin’ his digits to the limits
Pushin’ his digits to the limits
Abe’s the champ and honestly
He’s the greatest champ there’ll ever be
We'll remember him for sure.
1 2 3 4 Cause Abe has won the thumb war!

Pushin their digits to the limits..
(We’re gonna fight this battle with our thumbs)
Pushin their digits to the limits
(Until the battle is won)
OOOOOOOooooooooo
The greatest game there’s ever been
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!