Twelve Steps To Eating Your Veggies

from Thumb Wrestling Champions by The Green Orbs

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Twelve steps to eating your veggies
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I hope this helps

Step 1
Don’t freak out…. you’re gonna get through this
Step 2
Close your eyes….aim your fork so you won’t miss!
Step 3
Hold your nose …what you can’t smell, you cannot taste
Step 4
Hum your favorite tune… and your veggies will vanish without a trace

Step 5
Say hello to your veggies…. I look forward to working with you
Step 6
Eat it fast……….Don’t think...just chew!
Step 7
Remember, just because it is green, doesn’t make it mean
Step 8
Just pretend you’re a rabbit...they love their green cuisine

Use this information
To cure your frustrations
Make eating vegetation
One big celebration

Just use our solution
To cure your veggie confusion
And make a resolution
For a veggie revolution

Step 9
People eat veggies everyday….some people think they’re delicious
Step 10
So take a deep breath… and remember… [breath].. they’re nutritious
Step 11
Remember, even if you don’t like it, you’ll survive
Step 12
So take your first bite, and realize…. you’re still alive!!!
You’re still alive!
You’re still alive!

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from Thumb Wrestling Champions, released September 7, 2018

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The Green Orbs Evesham Township, New Jersey

The Green Orbs celebrate silly situations through song in the hopes that kids of all ages will laugh and sing along.

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