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Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
Welcome to the Thumb Wrestling Championship!
Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around
Round 1! A ninja versus a wizard
The ninja’s thumb was blurry cause it moves so fast!
But then the wizard summoned a blizzard
The ninja’s thumb froze and the wizard was the winner at last
Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around
Round 2! A teddy Bear versus a pirate
The pirate had one eye and a thumb made of wood
But Teddy was relaxed and ready
It took one plush push and the wooden thumb was splintered for good
They’re pushin’ their digits to the limits
Pushin’ their digits to the limits
It’s the game for kings and queens
The greatest game there’s ever been
Even if your thumbs are sore.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!
Round 3! A mummy vs. a pickle
The mummy thought he had it cause pickles can’t move
But the mummy’s thumb was dry and crumby
His thumb turned to dust and the pickle’s ranking improved
Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion
You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around
Round 4! A space slug vs. a sous chef
The slug’s thumb was covered with a bunch of green slime
But the sous chef didn’t feel stress
She dipped her thumb in salt, and the slug’s thumb was down in no time
Pushin their digits to the limits
Pushin their digits to the limits
It’s the game for kings and queens
The greatest game there’s ever been
Even if your thumbs are sore.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!
Final Round! A Sasquatch vs. Abe Lincoln
Abe had no chance against a thumb so vast
But Lincoln’s always thinkin’
He started to speak of great events from the past
Lincoln gave a speech
And Sasquatch fell asleep
He’s pushin’ his digits to the limits
Pushin’ his digits to the limits
Abe’s the champ and honestly
He’s the greatest champ there’ll ever be
We'll remember him for sure.
1 2 3 4 Cause Abe has won the thumb war!
Pushin their digits to the limits..
(We’re gonna fight this battle with our thumbs)
Pushin their digits to the limits
(Until the battle is won)
OOOOOOOooooooooo
The greatest game there’s ever been
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!
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2. |
The Suction Cup Shuffle
02:41
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I’ve got a new dance. It’s fun to do
Come on and gather round, I will teach it to you
It’s a new dance craze from under the sea
Some of my octopus friends taught it to me
It’s a dance you’re gonna love…..
I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle
An Octopus has 8 legs, I’m sure you know
But even with two you can move to and fro
So don’t be afraid. It’s simple to do.
Just move your arms and legs and start to groove
I promise it’s not too tough….
I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle
Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) ..POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)
It’s a dance you’re gonna love…
I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle
(Musical interlude)
Now you’re wigglin’ and poppin’ across the floor
You try to take a break but you’ll come back for more
When the music plays you’ll start to wiggle
When everyone is poppin’, you’ll begin to giggle
It’s a dance you’re gonna love
Come on everybody do the Suction Cup Shuffle!
Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)
It’s a dance you’re gonna love….
I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle
Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle, wiggle) POP! POP!!
Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)
This is a dance you’re gonna love
Come on everybody, do the Suction Cup Shuffle
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3. |
Doug The Bug
02:52
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Hi….my name is Doug
I’m a bug
But don’t kick me out
Cause I’ll clean your rug
Your carpet
Smells like an armpit
But I like it
So let me get started
My family
Lives in your ceiling
So I got a feeling
You’ll see a lot of me
I’ll just drop down
Whenever you need me
I’ll clean your carpet
The first one’s a freebie
My name is Doug
Yes, I’m a bug
But don’t kick me out
Cause I’ll clean your rug
No matter how dirty
The more crumbs the better
And if you want
I also do sweaters
My name is Doug
Yes, I’m a bug
But don’t kick me out
Cause I’ll clean your rug
Your carpet
Smells like an armpit
But I like it
So let me get started
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4. |
Monster Spray Part I
00:59
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Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Is there mysterious fur clogging up your vacuum and your toilets? Have all your mashed potatoes gone missing? Well, worry no more!
From the makers of “Nancy’s No More Nightmare Noodles” comes “Dr. Melvin’s Marvelous Monster Spray”! Two sprays a day, in each affected room, will keep those mischievous monsters at bay!! No more checking under your bed! No more checking in your closet! No more DOUBLE checking under your bed! And if you order right now, you’ll get 2 bottles of Monster Spray for more than the price of one. What are you waiting for...call now!
Monster spray, monster spray
Helps you keep those creatures away
Spray it once, spray it twice
Buy it and be monster free today!!
(Spoken fast): May attract certain monsters. Safe to use around all pets except dogs, cats, and guinea pigs. Not for use on zombies, werewolves, pirates, or little brothers. Prolonged exposure may cause excessive hair growth, especially when combined with peanut butter. In the unlikely event that Monster Spray does not help your monster infestation, you should probably move.
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5. |
Outside
02:44
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I love to go outside
It’s always a new adventure
Whatever the weather may be
Any chance I get
To go outside and breathe the fresh air
That’s where I wanna be
(cause) It’s so lovely
When it’s a sunny day
I just can’t wait
To get outside and play…. sooooo
I’m gonna splash splash splash in the ocean
Dance dance dance in slow-motion!
Sing a song to the flowers
cause it’s so lovely to be outside
I love to go outside
It’s always a new adventure
Whatever the weather may be
Any chance I get
To go outside and breathe the fresh air
That’s where I wanna be
(cause) It’s so lovely
When it’s a rainy day
I just can’t wait
To get outside and play…. sooooo
I’m gonna jump, jump, jump in the puddles
Slide, slide, slide through the mud…
I’ll never use an umbrella
Cause it’s so lovely to be outside
Bridge:
I don’t care if it’s sunny or rainin’
As long as I’m outside, I’m not complainin’
(cause) It’s so lovely
Even on a snowy day
I just can’t wait
To get outside and play…. sooooo
I’m gonna chat chat chat, with a snowman
Make make make snowballs to throw and
Spend all day in my igloooooooo
cause it’s so lovely to be outside
Yes it’s so lovely to be outside…..
That’s right it’s so lovely to be outside…..
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6. |
Ruby The Tooth Fairy
04:35
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It’s always so exciting
When you start to lose your teeth
Kids love to see their toothless grins
Sally has been waiting
And waiting for so long
That’s where our story begins
Cause like other kids, Sally will soon see
She’ll need some help from a fairy named Ruby
Oh, my! My tooth is loose,
and it feels so wiggly!
All right! My tooth is loose,
And I’m gettin’ so giggly!
Because this means that for the very first time
The tooth fairy will come for one of mine
And I’m getting so excited
Just to see
What she’s going to
leave for me
So I’m twisting with my fingers
Wiggling with my tongue
I’m gonna keep on working
Until this tooth is sprung
So Sally kept on working
She worked so hard for days
Until it finally happened
On the beach where she plays
As she walked along the shore,
She was searching for shells
Her tooth fell in the sand
And she began to yell
Oh no! My tooth is lost
I don’t think it’ll ever be found
Oh rats! My tooth is lost
and my smile has become a frown
Because this means that after all this time
the tooth fairy won’t give me a dime
And I’m so sad because there will be
Nothing underneath the pillow for me
After seeing Sally’s tears,
Her mom knew
Exactly what was wrong
And what to do
“Have I ever told the tale
of the famous fairy sleuth?
There’s no need to worry,
she’ll find that lost tooth!
She’s Ruby, (Ruby) the tooth fairy.
When you’ve got a gap in your grin,
that’s when she steps in.
She’s Ruby, (Ruby) extraordinary
she’s the first one on the scene
she’s the tooth collection queen!
She’s Ruby, (Ruby) the tooth fairy
Any molar malfunction
she handles it with ease
any canine conundrum
we need her expertise
Whether searching through the sandbox
or on the playground
Ruby is so talented
that tooth will be found!
She’s Ruby, (Ruby) the tooth fairy!
Flying through stardust and moonbeams
She’s the one you want on your team,
She’s Ruby, (Ruby) extraordinary!
She’ll never give up her pursuit
so all the kids can get their loot
She’s Ruby…
So don’t be afraid if your tooth is misplaced
It will be alright ‘cause Ruby’s on the case
You can go to sleep Sally without any cares
When you wake in the morning and look under your pillow
You’ll see that Ruby’s been there
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My tests are getting harder and my homework is intense
The numbers don’t add up and the words just don’t make sense
And my parents just keep yelling cause my room is such a mess
Aren’t I too young to have all this stress?
I’m feeling very angry and I don’t know what to do
I have a C in gym and want to quit...well wouldn’t you?
And I find it very difficult to keep on pushing through
How can I change my point of view?
You’ve got to take it slow
You make mistakes if you go too fast, you know
So take a break before you lose control
And you feel like you’ll blow
You gotta take it slow
I’m feeling very lonely and I might begin to cry
I want to make some friends but it seems I’m just too shy
Sometimes it’s overwhelming, I don’t even want to try
Why can’t I go up and just say hi?
And even in class I sit back in no man’s land
And when I know the answer, I’m afraid to raise my hand
This fear is so frustrating, no one seems to understand
Can you help me come up with a plan?
You’ve got to come out of your shell
Keeping yourself hidden doesn’t always go too well
People want to hear the stories you’ll tell
So just be yourself!
And come out of your shell!
(Musical Interlude)
I want to ride my bike but I still need my training wheels
No one my age has them, how d’ya think that makes me feel
I’m feeling so ashamed that I can’t ride a bike for real
How did this become such an ordeal
You've got to go your own speed
It just might take some extra time to learn what you need
Just keep at it and then you'll succeed
Maybe even take the lead
You've gotta go your own speed
You’ve got to take it slow (take it slow!)
You make mistakes if you go too fast, you know (don’t ya know to take it slow)
So take a break before you lose control
And you feel like you’ll blow (don’t wanna blow!)
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
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8. |
Monster Spray Part II
01:11
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Child: Mommy! Mommy! Come here! I need you!
Mom: What’s wrong honey? You sound like you’ve seen a ghost.
C: No, mom. Ghosts aren’t real. You need to help! I hear a monster walking outside my window. He’s just waiting for me to fall asleep so he can come in here and get me!
M: Honey, that’s not a monster....that’s just the raindrops hitting the sidewalk. But even if it was a monster, it couldn’t get in. Remember we use Monster Spray in our house so none of those pesky monsters will ever come in and bother us.
C: But how do you know Monster Spray actually works, mom?
M: Because it has the blue ribbon seal of approval from the Monster Prevention Society. So you can trust that Monster Spray will keep us safe…..plus it makes the house smell great.
C: You’re right mom. Our house does smell great!
Monster spray, monster spray
Helps you keep those creatures away
Spray it once, spray it twice
Buy it and be monster free today!!
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9. |
Flower In My Shower
03:21
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I woke up this morning
I thought I was still dreaming
Walked into the bathroom
Couldn’t believe what I was seeing!
There’s a flower in my shower!
(A lilac to be specific)
More are growing by the hour
boy it smells terrific
There’s tiger lilies in my toilet,
And a shrub in my tub
I can’t wait to see what happens
When I rub-a-dub-dub
Ran into the food store
Shopping with my mom
As I stand and look around here
I’m trying to stay calm!!
(cause there’s)
Daffodils in the dairy
Begonias in the bread
Magnolias in the macaroni
They’re so pink and red
Forget-me-nots in the fruit
And violets among the vegetables
Everything smells so good
I bet it tastes incredible
This day has been fantastic
And it’s come as such a surprise
Man, the world is beautiful
With all these flowers in front of my eyes
Went into our office
Time to write some songs
As the door is opened
The fragrance is so strong
There’s bluebells in my banjo
A sunflower in my sax
Buttercups in my bass
Inspire an aromatic track
There’s poppies in the piano
And daisies in the drum
What a symphony of smells
This room has become!
There’s a flower in my shower!
(A lilac to be specific)
More are growing by the hour
boy it smells terrific
There’s tiger lillies in my toilet,
And a shrub in my tub
I can’t wait to see what happens
When I rub-a-dub-dub
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10. |
Robert Broccoli
01:41
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He goes to the park everyday
Carrying a broccoli bouquet
And with every bird that comes his way
He shares his florets constantly?
Nobody knows whence he came
But we watch him all the same
And we’ve never asked his name
But we call him Robert Broccoli
Oh….Robert Broccoli
How many birds did you feed?
Oh, Robert Broccoli
You give them the greens that they need
There in the snow and the rain
He sits on a bench by the lane
It’s such a sight to explain
A fascinating study in ornithology
He feeds every dove and blue jay
A taste of his broccoli buffet
So they’ll never fly away
Cause they love their friend Robert Broccoli
Oh….Robert Broccoli
How many birds did you feed?
Oh, Robert Broccoli
Why broccoli, and not bird seed??
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11. |
The Duck Of Whistleburg
05:57
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12. |
Monster Spray Part III
00:44
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Child: Excuse me, sir?
Man: Yes?
Child: Um, there is a monster in the cereal aisle.
Man What!! Oh my gosh! What do I do? Who do we call? This is not going to be good for business!
Child: You don’t have to panic! Do you sell Monster Spray?
Man: Dr. Melvin’s Marvelous? Why yes, of course.
Child: Just go get it and spray it around the store. That monster will be gone in no time. My mom sprayed our house with it and we’ve been monster-free for months!
Man: How did you get to be so smart?
Child: It’s a gift.
Jingle starts……
Child: Please don’t sing it again.
Man: Oh, I’m sorry.
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Twelve steps to eating your veggies
I hope this helps
I hope this helps
Step 1
Don’t freak out…. you’re gonna get through this
Step 2
Close your eyes….aim your fork so you won’t miss!
Step 3
Hold your nose …what you can’t smell, you cannot taste
Step 4
Hum your favorite tune… and your veggies will vanish without a trace
Step 5
Say hello to your veggies…. I look forward to working with you
Step 6
Eat it fast……….Don’t think...just chew!
Step 7
Remember, just because it is green, doesn’t make it mean
Step 8
Just pretend you’re a rabbit...they love their green cuisine
Use this information
To cure your frustrations
Make eating vegetation
One big celebration
Just use our solution
To cure your veggie confusion
And make a resolution
For a veggie revolution
Step 9
People eat veggies everyday….some people think they’re delicious
Step 10
So take a deep breath… and remember… [breath].. they’re nutritious
Step 11
Remember, even if you don’t like it, you’ll survive
Step 12
So take your first bite, and realize…. you’re still alive!!!
You’re still alive!
You’re still alive!
I hope this helps
I hope this helps
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14. |
Soup (An Epilogue)
01:34
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Soup is the best thing in the world.
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The Green Orbs Evesham Township, New Jersey
The Green Orbs celebrate silly situations through song in the hopes that kids of all ages will laugh and sing along.
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